Comments on: How to Poop in the Caribbean Sea (or Atlantic Ocean) http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/ Berto's rants on technology, sports, and heavy music Sun, 07 Sep 2008 21:20:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Nickyberts http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6995 Nickyberts Mon, 21 May 2007 16:44:03 +0000 http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6995 Impressive technique. I can't say that I've ever shat in the ocean however I have perfected the woods technique. The recipe is simple. Find a fallen tree that is preferably about thigh-high and make sure it's far away from all known campsites. The best trees are those that are 10-12 inches in diameter yet suspended in the air at the thigh-high level. Check the tree for ants, termites, or any other insect/animal you'd prefer not to bite you in the ass. Pull down your pants to your knees and hang your butt over the fallen tree. It's actually pretty comfy and it ensures that you won't poop right into your own trousers. Wipe with TP or whatever you can find and then admire your own poop for a few seconds because you're not used to seeing it out of water. The best campers carry gold bond to freshen up afterwards and absorb moisture. Walk back to your campsite feeling revitalized and satisfied. It sounds like you had a good trip. I can't wait to hear more when you come up to Portland to visit. Impressive technique. I can’t say that I’ve ever shat in the ocean however I have perfected the woods technique. The recipe is simple. Find a fallen tree that is preferably about thigh-high and make sure it’s far away from all known campsites. The best trees are those that are 10-12 inches in diameter yet suspended in the air at the thigh-high level. Check the tree for ants, termites, or any other insect/animal you’d prefer not to bite you in the ass. Pull down your pants to your knees and hang your butt over the fallen tree. It’s actually pretty comfy and it ensures that you won’t poop right into your own trousers. Wipe with TP or whatever you can find and then admire your own poop for a few seconds because you’re not used to seeing it out of water. The best campers carry gold bond to freshen up afterwards and absorb moisture. Walk back to your campsite feeling revitalized and satisfied.

It sounds like you had a good trip. I can’t wait to hear more when you come up to Portland to visit.

]]> By: Billy http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6615 Billy Wed, 16 May 2007 16:02:36 +0000 http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6615 what i do, being the one that suggested it, is use my hand to wipe. there is nothing dirty in the ocean. u all should have seen how far berto was going to swim out to do this. thank god i was there or he would have been eaten by a shark. great trip bert what i do, being the one that suggested it, is use my hand to wipe. there is nothing dirty in the ocean. u all should have seen how far berto was going to swim out to do this. thank god i was there or he would have been eaten by a shark. great trip bert

]]> By: Minh http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6612 Minh Wed, 16 May 2007 15:11:31 +0000 http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6612 Howbout between step 9 and 10, a little courtesy wipe via some passing seaweed? I mean are you relying strictly on the natural abrasive qualities of salt water to make sure your bung hole is clear of detritus? Howbout between step 9 and 10, a little courtesy wipe via some passing seaweed? I mean are you relying strictly on the natural abrasive qualities of salt water to make sure your bung hole is clear of detritus?

]]> By: jay http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6577 jay Tue, 15 May 2007 22:54:30 +0000 http://www.mikeroberto.com/2007/05/14/how-to-poop-in-the-caribbean-sea-or-atlantic-ocean/#comment-6577 well, at least i can imagine in my head that the pacific is still clean well, at least i can imagine in my head that the pacific is still clean

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