01.04.08

Florida Shows Off That Southern Speed in 2007 Bowl Season

Posted in Rants, Sports at 12:00 pm

Wow, just look at that SOUTHERN SPEED we keep hearing about from the media!! Let’s see how our good friends down in Florida did this year:

1. Florida

   Despite losing four bowl games in a row, Michigan takes the hated Gators out 41-35. Florida bounces off of their National Title with a glamorous four-loss season.

   And who was the last team Michigan beat in a bowl game? Drumroll… The Gators! (2003 Outback Bowl).

2. South Florida

   Humiliated for 56 points by an Oregon team with a back-up quarterback. Back to irrelevancy…

3. UCF

   Wow, a three-point jaw-dropper to fall to five-time-loser Mississippi State in the Autozone Liberty Bowl.

4. Florida State

   Loses a mere three dozen idiots due to suspension and then loses to those basketballers at Kentucky. Hey Bowden - Great job on another classy 7-6 season!

5. Miami

   I can’t find them on the ESPN scoreboard. Oh wait, that’s right — THE U went 5-7 and was not invited to a bowl game. Easy come, easy go.

Hey, at least Florida Atlantic took it to six-loss Memphis in the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl!

Now THAT’S some Southern Speed!

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