04.08.07

My First Screenplay: New Trix Commercial

Posted in TV at 10:43 am

“The Deuce”

SUNNY DAY IN THE PARK

The Trix Rabbit has a malicious look on his face. He is setting a trap.

TRIX RABBIT (TO HIMSELF)
Those kids are gonna wish they never messed with me this time… I can’t wait to get me some delicous and nutritious fruit-flavored TRIX!
Raspberry red, lemmony yellow, and orangedy orange, YEAH!

(Cut to next scene)

SAME SUNNY DAY IN THE PARK

Two kids are skipping down the path, box of Trix in hand. Trix Rabbit is hiding behind a tree on the right side but is purposefully sticking his ears out.

5 YEAR OLD KID 1Is it that goofy rabbit again?
5 YEAR OLD KID 2Yeah… look at those ears – he’s just getting lazy now!

The kids run across to the left side of the path.

5 YEAR OLD KID 1 (TO TRIX RABBIT)Silly Rabbit, Trix are for –

The kids fall into the Trix Rabbit’s trap. They are caught in a net up in the branches of the tree. The box of Trix falls onto the ground.

TRIX RABBITHAHAHAAHA! Now the delicious Trix are MINE! Who’s lazy now?!

The Trix Rabbit pours a bowl of cereal. Orgasmic orchestral music plays in the background, rainbow colors are flashing in the background. The Trix Rabbit begins taking enormous bites of Trix.

(PAUSE)

The Trix Rabbit gets a disappointing look on his face, quickly realizing that the Fruity Pebbles he had been eating since his last bowl of Trix (in 1991) are, in fact, a far superior breakfast cereal.

(Fade to next scene)

IN THE STALLS

The screen flashes “12 Hours Later.” The Trix Rabbit is in a public restroom, smoking a cigarette on the shitter. 5 Year Old Kids finally come in to clean themselves off from the trap.

TRIX RABBITWhat the hell man?!?!! I got GREEN SHITS!
5 YEAR OLD KID 2That’s right, asshole! Now you see what we have to deal with every time we eat that garbage!
5 YEAR OLD KID 1Yeah you bastard! Green shits aren’t just for kids you know!