Wow, just look at that SOUTHERN SPEED we keep hearing about from the media!! Let’s see how our good friends down in Florida did this year:
- Florida
Despite losing four bowl games in a row, Michigan takes the hated Gators out 41-35. Florida bounces off of their National Title with a glamorous four-loss season.
And who was the last team Michigan beat in a bowl game? Drumroll… The Gators! (2003 Outback Bowl).
- South Florida Humiliated for 56 points by an Oregon team with a back-up quarterback. Back to irrelevancy…
- UCF Wow, a three-point jaw-dropper to fall to five-time-loser Mississippi State in the Autozone Liberty Bowl.
- Florida State Loses a mere three dozen idiots due to suspension and then loses to those basketballers at Kentucky. Hey Bowden – Great job on another classy 7-6 season!
- Miami I can’t find them on the ESPN scoreboard. Oh wait, that’s right — THE U went 5-7 and was not invited to a bowl game. Easy come, easy go.
Hey, at least Florida Atlantic took it to six-loss Memphis in the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl!
Now THAT’S some Southern Speed!